In my defense, my twentieth high school reunion is tonight.
Things I fantasize about doing with my life:
Moving to a rural area and become an organic farmer (complete with bee hives)
Moving to Kenya to work at that huge refugee camp for the displaced Sudanese
Moving to Alaska to be hermetic and literary
Moving to Madagascar to help prevent erosion
Moving to Telegraph Hill to be a rich bohemian
Becoming a midwife and moving to an impoverished African country where they need midwives
Or I could just stay put and count my blessings, which I am trying to learn to be better at.
And speaking of blessings. . .a completely unrelated picture of Oliver in the tub. Just to lighten the mood.