Here's a conversation I just had with Maggie:
Maggie
sniffing her hand and wrinkling her nose
Smell my hand
Me
P.U. Stinky. What is that?
Maggie
Shrugs
Me
Well, let's go wash your hands.
Maggie
No, that's okay. It's just cream cheese that I got off my belly.
Me
What?
Maggie
It's just stinky cause it's old. I wiped it off my belly.
Me
What?
Maggie
shrugging like I'm out of my mind
It's just, you know, some old cream cheese.
I just want to add for the record that I have not given Maggie any cream cheese in days and that I know for a fact that her belly is cream cheese-free. The source of her stink-hand remains a mystery.
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