This is last Christmas
MY DAD:What do you call grandma? (his very ex-wife)
OLIVER & MAGGIE: Old grandma!
ME: But what's grandma's real name?
OLIVER & MAGGIE: Caroline!
MY DAD: And what's my name?
Note: It's actually Wayne, but the kids call him Yeh Yeh. And Cowboy. And Santa.
A thing I like
This recipe for Spaghetti Carbonara is really so delicious and it's by my friend Molly Watson of The Dinner Files and other things. I add kale and use whole wheat pasta. Try it, you'll like it. Be generous with the parm.